I don’t have time for an original post this morning so I thought I would share a joke with you all. Don’t take offense; it’s all in good fun. Hook ’em!!!
An Aggie student is doing an experiment with a frog. He wants to see how far the frog jumps each time he cuts off a leg. The Aggie student cuts off one of the frogs legs and says, “Jump froggy.” The frog jumps. He records in is notebook, “Froggy with three legs jumps thirty feet.”
He then cuts off a second leg and says, “Jump froggy.” He writes down in his notebook, “Froggy with two legs jumps twenty feet.”
Then he cuts off its third leg and says, “Jump froggy.” He writes down in his notebook, “Froggy with one leg jumps ten feet.” Finally, he cuts off its last leg and says, “Jump froggy.” The frog just sits there. The Aggie says again, “Jump froggy!” but the frog just sits there. Upset and dismayed, he writes in his notebook, “Froggy with no legs can’t hear.”