Filed under: Daily Living, Life Happens, health | Tags: Celebration, Doctors, Ego, Fire, Id, Party, Slings, Super-Ego
I just drove back from my doctor’s office…with BOTH HANDS!!! I am not out of the sling. The following is a transcription of the conversation going on in my head right now:
David’s Id, “I am going to celebrate tonight!”
David’s Ego and Super-Ego, “How so?”
Id, “By dousing the sling in gasoline and setting it on fire!!!”
Ego, “I wouldn’t do that.”
Super-Ego, “Hrrrmmmm. Could be fun if not entirely logical.”
Id, “Shut up, I’m burning it.”
Ego, “Well, with the Fuller propensity for injury being considered, you may want to reconsider; you never when we may need it again.”
Id, “Ugh!”
Super-Ego, “You are probably right. However, if and when we need it again I am sure we will be charged for a new one. BURN THE STINKING THING!!!”
Party tonight!
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Hey, I just read thru a bunch of your posts…VERY FUNNY STUFF. So where have you been for a year?
Comment by Mike September 13, 2009 @ 5:45 pmStill hanging around. I just haven’t had the time or gumption to sit down and write…uhh…lately? And frankly, my wit juices haven’t been flowing the way they used to.
Comment by David September 13, 2009 @ 6:39 pmI completely understand.
Comment by Mike September 13, 2009 @ 9:51 pm