Filter Through Life


Code Talkers

Legacy Fellowship is not quite big enough to support a paid staff so we all volunteer our time and work full-time jobs as well.  I sell home and commercial security systems for a large company.  Safety and the feeling it provides is priceless (of course, if you live in the Austin area and you email me, I can provide it quite reasonably).

 

My Dad is a retired Houston Police Officer of 22 years.  His idea of home security is a little different.  He gave me a home security system last week in the form of a 4” blue steel Ruger GP-100 .357 Magnum.

 

So, I was cleaning my new home security device and I thought, “You know, it would be kind of cool if someone called me while I am cleaning my gun and asked me what I am doing.”  About two minutes later Chad called me and asked, “Hey man, what are you doing?”

 

“Cleaning my gun,” I exclaimed.

 

“Cleaning your gun?”

 

“Yes, cleaning my gun.”

 

Rebecca (Chad’s wife), sounding somewhat concerned, somewhat sarcastic, asks, “Uhhh, do you need to call him back?” 

 

I reply, “What?  No, it’s cool.  I have you on speaker.”

 

“Oh, so ‘cleaning my gun’ isn’t code for something else then?”

 

“No, but that would have be a good one.”

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I love my wife
August 21, 2008, 11:28 am
Filed under: Family, Funny Stories, Funny Stuff, Marriage, Relationships

So I was told that immediately after surgery, in an anesthesia-induced stupor, I loving asked for my wife.  I don’t remember it but I guess that’s kind of sweet right?  I mean, I wanted to see my wife after having had been poked, prodded, cut, lassoed and tied up. 

 

How did I ask for my wife, you ask?  I simply said what every blue-blooded American male would say if he were in my position.  I asked, “Where is my woman?”

 

I must have wanted my dinner.  J



I am a Fart Knocker
May 13, 2008, 3:06 pm
Filed under: Blogs, Funny Stuff, Random Junk

 Oh my goodness!  I almost fell out of my chair laughing.  Someone found my blog by searching for….drum roll please….

 

“FART KNOCKER”

 

I don’t know how someone found me like that but that is fantastic. 

 

Yes sir, here I am!  I’m your huckleberry. 

 

 

 

 

 



No Oxy Here For You
March 24, 2008, 2:12 pm
Filed under: Blogs, Funny Stuff, Random Junk | Tags: ,

I guess you could say I blog about a lot of goofy things.  The least you could say is that I am totally random.  It kind of makes me smile when I check out how people find my blog.  I get a lot of “kickball”, “transformers” and a little “men’s prayer” or “youth ministry”.  Here lately I have been getting a rash of “don’t swallow chewing gum” or “FDA warning about chewing gum” and I can only image it is because of this post. 

Today was a special day.  I got a totally new one and I love it.  It has to be because of this post.  “I am too pimply”.  Wow.  I am not sure if I should laugh or offer counseling services.  Then again, my wife does work for a dermatologist.  Hey dude, assuming you are a dude, you want the number for a good dermatologist?